Dave Barry is a humor columnist who writes for the Miami Herald. His official Web site has archives of his columns going back to 1996.
I don't know Dave, and this site has not been endorsed by him or the Miami Herald, but I did get a postcard from Dave's research department saying that they have no problem with the site.
Dave himself does not have a public email address. He used to, but, according to his Web page, it was discontinued "because he was getting such large quantities of email that his computer got all clogged up and it was impossible to separate the really IMPORTANT messages, such as reports of frogs showing up in people's food, from the random unimportant junk correspondence, such as chain letters, death threats, invitations to papal audiences, etc".
Other stuff I've written and posted here:
AutoDave: the automated Dave Barry column generator
Re-usable love poems